yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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