No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Betty ford says i'm here all night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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