Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
