omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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