Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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