omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I looked at my own cervix.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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