I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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