I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We are all done wearing pants today
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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