? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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