I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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