I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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