is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
