if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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