hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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