she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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