the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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