I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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