What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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