Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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