Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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