after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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