i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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