Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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