If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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