yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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