can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have already put on my inside pants.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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