those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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