they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
