Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
3pm strippers are depressing
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Ladies don't puke and tell
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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