Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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