I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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