Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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