We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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