am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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