What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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