whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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