no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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