she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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