Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE