I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.