She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.