like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?