i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.