wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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