R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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