Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sext me about skeletons
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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