My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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