he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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