she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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