Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And the cops told us we were all naked.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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