i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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