At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
