glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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