shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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