im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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