is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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