TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think your dad took our porno
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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