Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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