no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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