If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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