I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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