I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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