I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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