i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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